Aiseh! Jalang'o, my guy, you're really taking this MP game to a whole new level, my friend! But this directive of yours about events in Lang'ata, bro, it doesn't make any sense at all, my friend! Just because you're an MP doesn't mean you can stand up and give orders like the President, my friend!


I mean, seriously, this feels like a big joke, now! You're saying, "If you don't employ our young people at your events, then no event will happen!" Carnivore, Uhuru Gardens, Nyayo Stadium, and other venues in Lang'ata will be left empty! And you're demanding that 50% of the jobs must go to Lang'ata youth!


Now, this is turning into a comedy show, my friend! It's causing trouble and chaos at events! You're talking about bouncers, ticketing, cleanup, casual waiters, stewards, but that's just bringing more headaches, my friend!


But let me ask you, did you consult with the relevant authorities before announcing this directive? Or did you just wake up one morning and say, "Okay, today we'll issue a new order for events!" Not every event requires people with skills and qualifications, my friend! It's not as simple as sweet-talking sometimes!


Now, this Events Guru Chris Kirwa didn't hold back! He's saying, "If that's the case, then let's apply the same rule to businesses in Lang'ata!" Haha! Even I'm saying, first let him do that before we follow his directive!


But this MP of Lang'ata is being told by KOT that sometimes he doesn't use his brain. They're saying, "Jalas, come up with better ways of creating employment for the youth of Lang'ata, instead of talking this nonsense!" Hahaha! These KOT guys don't hold back and they're giving him some tough feedback, my friend!


Now, this whole thing with events in Lang'ata is just bringing us drama to sit back and watch! We'll see what happens and the impact it has on our events. But for now, it's all comedy, bro! Life is about trying to laugh through tough times!