"Hahaha! Gachagua, my man, you're speaking our language, sasa! These Cabinet Secretaries need to kwisha tu with their salary raise demands, my friend! Wacha hizo mambo za pesa zisizoletwa na hustle zetu!"


"I tell you, Ruto nailed it kabisa when he said the economy needs to settle before hao mabig shots start thinking about their pockets. Tuwajali wale ma-teachers, ma-polisi, na wengineo wanaopambana kila siku. Hawa ndio wanaofanya real MVP moves!"


"Na Gachagua hajaribu tu, bro! He's like, 'Kama hawa CS's hawaridhiki na Ruto's decision, watoke kwa hii game!' Haha! That's what I'm talking about, my friend. Wacha wafikirie mara mbili kabla hawajachokoza the big guns!"


"Hata kama kuna doh kwa meza, Gachagua amesema watakataa tu na kuirejesha kama parcel kwa sender! That's some straight-up truth talk, my friend. Tuchukue ile pesa tuwape wakulima mbegu za ma-mira, na tutunze wazee na akina mama wetu."




"SRC wanasema Covid-19 ilisababisha kuvurugika kwa plans zao za salary review? Aiyayaya! That's a weak excuse, my friend! Wajipange na wafanye kazi wakijua priorities zetu. Hatuna time ya kusubiri na kuskiza story zao za delay."


"Eish, hii mambo yote ni kama kutuchezea, bro! Hawa wazee wakicheza michezo yao na sisi vijana tunapiga hustle zetu. Wacha waelewe sauti ya watu na waweke mambo muhimu mbele. Sisi ndio future, my friend!"